1 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,833 There you are, love. 2 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:36,733 Thank you. 3 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:38,867 Sugar is on the table. 4 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:40,633 Give us a cup of tea, Glad. 5 00:00:40,733 --> 00:00:44,333 Oh, one of these days, Sid, you'll actually buy one. 6 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:46,633 And I'll drop down dead with shock. 7 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:48,467 - Buy one? - Yes. 8 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:49,600 Tea is-- is free. 9 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,400 It's one of the perks that goes with this job. 10 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,333 Oh? 11 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,200 Are you off for a bit of a touch? 12 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:55,900 I beg your pardon? 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,033 I'm talking about money. 14 00:00:57,133 --> 00:00:58,933 I-- I-- I'm. 15 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:00,833 You-- you're always skint, Sid. 16 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,600 I'm sorry, no. 17 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,433 Oh. 18 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,400 Hello, lads. 19 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,600 Hello, Sid. 20 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:11,267 Ah, how are you, my old Japan? 21 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:12,500 Japan? 22 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,633 My old Japan, your rhyming slang, meaning friend. 23 00:01:16,967 --> 00:01:18,267 Not Japan, you mean China-- 24 00:01:18,367 --> 00:01:19,667 the old China plate, me mate. 25 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,233 Jolly good. 26 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,000 I don't suppose any of you boys could-- 27 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,933 No, Sid. 28 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,633 It's only till payday. 29 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,000 No understand. 30 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,333 Sorry, please. 31 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:32,400 - It's all right. - Yeah. 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,500 Gladys, give us that packet of cards from under the counter, 33 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,467 will you? 34 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:39,200 I'm going to get some money somehow. 35 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,000 Well, what are you going to do? 36 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,267 Play a little game of find the lady. 37 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:44,233 Oh. 38 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,767 Nobody might want to play. 39 00:01:45,867 --> 00:01:48,667 Oh, they'll have to play when I give them the old come on. 40 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,133 Come on what? 41 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:51,667 Yeah, well, you know I've only got a quid till payday. 42 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,033 Yeah. 43 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,700 Well, if I let somebody win that, they can't stop. 44 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,100 It never fails. 45 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,633 Now all I've got to do now is find a mug. 46 00:01:58,733 --> 00:01:59,633 Coffee, please. 47 00:01:59,733 --> 00:02:01,900 Hello, mug-- uh, uh, uh, Max. 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,267 Max, sir, would you, uh-- 49 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:05,233 No, Sid. 50 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,033 No, no, I'm not trying to trap you. 51 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:09,200 I thought perhaps you might like a game of cards. 52 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,467 I don't like to gamble. 53 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:11,467 Oh, don't be silly. 54 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,000 It's only for a bit of fun. Come on. 55 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:13,933 Sit down. 56 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,700 Enjoy yourself. 57 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,100 This is called Find the Lady. 58 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,067 See, now, the lady is a queen. 59 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:23,933 Now there's the queen, and there's the other two cards. 60 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:26,500 Now what I do is I shuffle them about, 61 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,700 and the object is to see if my eyes can deceive your eyes. 62 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,667 The quickness of my hands deceives your eyes. 63 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,467 OK, where is it? 64 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,667 There. 65 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:38,800 Oh, you're right. 66 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,033 You are very good. 67 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:41,867 You have good, sharp eyes, haven't you? 68 00:02:41,967 --> 00:02:43,300 Sure, I have. 69 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,967 Do you want to have another go? 70 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:45,900 Yes? 71 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,433 Here, where is it? 72 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:50,233 This one. 73 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,567 Oh, twice on the turn. 74 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:55,000 Hey, you are very, very good, aren't you? 75 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,000 Pretty smart, eh? 76 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,000 Nobody's ever beat me twice. 77 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,167 Tell you what. 78 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:00,133 If you'd have been playing for money, 79 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:01,933 you'd have won 2 quid now. 80 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:02,933 2 quids? 81 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:05,800 Yeah, do you want to go again? 82 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,200 OK. 83 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,133 Right. 84 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:10,533 Only this time, I've got a pound. 85 00:03:10,633 --> 00:03:12,400 I thought you said you don't bet. 86 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,367 My father, he teach me two rules of gambling. 87 00:03:15,467 --> 00:03:18,800 First rule, always bet on a certainty. 88 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,100 You want this pound? 89 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,133 Oh, oh, yes, I'll have a little game with that. 90 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:23,567 Yes, why not? 91 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:24,500 Now then, here's the queen. 92 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,433 There's the cards. 93 00:03:25,533 --> 00:03:27,200 Ho-pa, where is it? 94 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,167 This is the lady. 95 00:03:29,267 --> 00:03:31,433 Well, three times on the trot. 96 00:03:31,533 --> 00:03:32,233 That's fantastic. 97 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,533 Hey, I like this game, Sid. 98 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:34,467 Do you like it? 99 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:35,200 Yeah. 100 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,533 Good, double or quits? 101 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,467 Quits. 102 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,500 I don't want to play anymore. 103 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,500 But you can't do that. 104 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,533 The second rule my father tell me, always 105 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:47,567 quit when you're winning. 106 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,833 Good evening, please. 107 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,267 Ah, Ranjeet, you're late. 108 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,533 I thought you weren't coming. 109 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:59,167 You've missed the first half of the session. 110 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,633 A thousand apologies, but I am falling 111 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,900 asleep on the underground tube. 112 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,867 I am going right past my getting off stop and not 113 00:04:06,967 --> 00:04:08,667 waking up until Cockiefosters. 114 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:10,500 Cockfosters. 115 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,300 Perhaps you are working too hard. 116 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,433 I am working three times too hard. 117 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:16,767 What do you mean? 118 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,700 Well, my proper job is working on the underground railway 119 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,500 tube, and I am working the early morning shaft. 120 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,400 You mean shift. 121 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:29,133 Yes, correct, I am working from 6 o'clock morning time 122 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,167 until 2 o'clock afternoon time. 123 00:04:31,267 --> 00:04:33,667 Then I am doing other job for garage, 124 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,967 pumping the petrol until 6 o'clock evening time. 125 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:39,100 Well, even allowing for the time you spend here, 126 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,800 you could still have eight hours sleep. 127 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,100 Oh, no, when I am leaving here, 128 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,833 I am working in public house until after midnight. 129 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:48,633 I think you're overdoing it, Ranjeet. 130 00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:51,333 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 131 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:55,200 This Jack, is he having three jobs also? 132 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,033 No, it's just a saying. Look. 133 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:58,133 Why are you working so hard? 134 00:04:58,233 --> 00:04:59,900 I am saving up for the airplane. 135 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,400 Ah, you want to buy an aeroplane? 136 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,967 No, no, just a ticket to Punjab. 137 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,233 Ah, are you thinking of leaving us, Ranjeet? 138 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,833 Only for one week, my mother is 139 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,633 being 60 years old this week. 140 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:15,433 So I am giving her the big surprise of myself. 141 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:18,133 I am now having the money for the airplane 142 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:21,333 ticket, 230 English pounds. 143 00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:23,833 That's a lot of money to carry around, Ranjeet. 144 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:26,033 You could be mugged on your way home. 145 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,267 You are speaking absolute wisdom. 146 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:29,600 Here, you keep for me. 147 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,900 Me? 148 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,333 Most certainly, then if I am being mugged, 149 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,933 the mugger man will not find money. 150 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,433 No, it's too big a responsibility. 151 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:39,267 Please? 152 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,100 You keep for me until tomorrow. 153 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,100 Then I buy ticket. 154 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,667 Oh, very well. 155 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:44,667 Thousand thank you. 156 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,500 Right, come along, everyone. 157 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,133 We've got a lot of work to get through. 158 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:52,400 Good, quickly now, come on. 159 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,733 Right, now, for the rest of this evening, 160 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,000 we are going to have a debate. 161 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,200 Can anybody tell me what the word debate means? 162 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,567 And I don't want to hear anyone say, 163 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:04,967 "de bait is what you put on the fishing line." 164 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,833 Anybody tell me what a debate is? 165 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,000 Come along. 166 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,067 Su Lee, what is parliament noted for? 167 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,733 Corrupt politicians who make laws 168 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:13,433 to oppress working classes. 169 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:16,167 Yeah, agreed, well, that's what we call debating. 170 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:17,667 Quite simply, it means to discuss 171 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:18,933 or dispute a given subject. 172 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,667 And that's what we are going to do, all right? 173 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,567 Do you understand what we're talking about, Zoltan? 174 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,700 We're going to have a debate, an argument. 175 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,100 Ah, a fight. 176 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,567 No, no, no, no, not with fists, with mouth. 177 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:32,867 Ah, kriss. 178 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:34,100 What? 179 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,167 No, no, no, not kiss, with words, look. 180 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:39,367 Just do your best to follow us, all right? 181 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,933 Right, now the first thing we need to do 182 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,867 is find somebody to chair the debate. 183 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:44,867 I'm good at that. 184 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:46,333 Have you done it before? 185 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:50,133 Sure, every Saturday, I go to chair my football team. 186 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:52,700 I'm talking about chair not cheer. 187 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,867 Scusi. 188 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:55,133 Right, well, I shall be the chairman. 189 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:57,867 Now what subject would you like to debate? 190 00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,900 Girls. 191 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,767 Girls is not a subject. 192 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:04,200 Subjects for debates are usually in the form of questions. 193 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,267 For example, uh, should men and women 194 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:08,100 have equal pay for equal work? 195 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,300 Should capital punishment be brought back? 196 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,033 Should Enoch Powell be deported? 197 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,400 Yes, that's the general idea. 198 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,200 Right, now for our debate, I think we'll 199 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,933 take the subject of television. 200 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:22,567 Is television a good or bad influence 201 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,200 on the community, all right? 202 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,467 Now we need two proposers and two opposers, 203 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:31,467 in other words, two to people to speak for good and two for bad. 204 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:33,067 Juan, how about you? 205 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:35,000 Por favor? 206 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,833 Good or bad? 207 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:40,900 Uh, sometimes, I am good. 208 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,133 Sometimes, I am bad. 209 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:45,567 Not, uh, not talking about you personally, 210 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:48,100 Juan, do you think television is good? 211 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,533 Uh, sometimes good, sometimes bad. 212 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,200 Make your mind up, Juan. 213 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:56,067 In a debate, you can't sit on the fence. 214 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:01,367 I am not sitting on fence, sitting. 215 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:03,933 Look. 216 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,000 Forget I asked. 217 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,100 Why, what you ask me? 218 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,333 Forget it. 219 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:12,367 How can I forget it if I don't remember? 220 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:13,133 Never mind. 221 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:14,500 It's all right. 222 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,933 All right, Taro, you can be the first proposer. 223 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:20,800 Ah, so. 224 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,433 Now we need a lady. 225 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,567 Uh, Jamila, you can be the second proposer. 226 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:25,667 Si. 227 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:29,767 Now to opposers, uh, Ali, how about you? 228 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:30,667 Yes, please. 229 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,700 And, uh, Danielle? 230 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,233 Am I good or bad? 231 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,633 Bad. 232 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:40,700 Oh, I like being bad because when I'm bad, I'm really good. 233 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:44,100 And we'll just remember we are talking about television. 234 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,367 Right, now pay attention, everyone. 235 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:47,600 Taro will speak first with the proposition 236 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,767 that television is good for the community. 237 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,067 Go ahead, Taro. 238 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:59,200 Ah, so, television is very good for everyone. 239 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,633 More people watcho. 240 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:03,333 More people buyo. 241 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:08,033 Ando Japano make besto televisiono. 242 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:11,733 Japano make besto everything-- 243 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:15,100 carso, cameras, radioso, cassetto. 244 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,533 Thank you, Taro. 245 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:18,133 Just remember, you are speaking about television, not 246 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:21,367 doing a commercial for Japan. 247 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:24,200 Ah, so. 248 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:28,633 Televisiono is good for teaching. 249 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:34,233 I learno many English words from televisiono, 250 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:38,400 like, uh, what a gaya day. 251 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:46,033 Also don't forgeto fruito gumso mamo. 252 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,567 Thank you, Taro. 253 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,800 Right, uh, Danielle, would you, uh, present your case 254 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,900 against television, OK? 255 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:00,100 Oui, I think television is very bad because it 256 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,233 makes people stay up at night instead 257 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:07,133 of going to bed to make love. 258 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,333 Not everybody wants to go to bed to make love. 259 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:10,767 Why not? 260 00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:12,167 That's right. 261 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,733 Sometimes, it's much better to make love outside. 262 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,933 In Sweden, we make love everywhere. 263 00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:25,500 Well, I think we are getting-- 264 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,900 everywhere? 265 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,300 Getting off the subject, now come along. 266 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:35,867 Make love much better proposition than television. 267 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,067 Come on. 268 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,033 Stick to the point, please, Danielle. 269 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:42,967 Uh, I think television is very bad for the eyes. 270 00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:47,533 Yes, and also for the legs. 271 00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:48,933 Legs? 272 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:53,400 Si, my brother, Miguel, he has bad legs from his television. 273 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,667 Juan, how can your brother possibly have 274 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,200 bad leg from his television? 275 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,333 He dropped it on his foot. 276 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,067 I shouldn't have asked. Should I have? 277 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,367 Carry on, Danielle. 278 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,967 I cannot think of any more to say after this. 279 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,667 All right, well, uh, Jamila, would you 280 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:13,233 like to present your case for the good of television? 281 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:13,967 Gee. 282 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:18,567 I am like very much the television. 283 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:22,567 The television make people most happy with good, good programs 284 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,733 like "Carnation Street." 285 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,267 "Coronation Street." 286 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:30,633 Ah, and last week, I am watch "This Week." 287 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:34,167 How can you be watching this week last week? 288 00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:36,933 "This Week" is the name of a program, Ranjeet. 289 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,900 Thousand apologies. 290 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,733 And also television is big free. 291 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,967 You have to buy the license. 292 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,067 What license? 293 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,567 Haven't you got a television license? 294 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,467 No. 295 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:51,400 No need license. 296 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,067 I'm sorry, Jamilla, but you do. 297 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,200 - No. - Look. 298 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,900 It's an offense not to have one. 299 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,200 If the detector van comes around, 300 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,433 you could be heavily fined. 301 00:11:58,533 --> 00:11:59,367 No. 302 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,333 Look. 303 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:01,600 Don't argue, Jamila. It's the law. 304 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,500 Not for me. 305 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,600 Why not for you? 306 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,300 No have television set. 307 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:13,833 Watch next door, they have license. 308 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:14,867 Thank you, Jamila. 309 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,733 Right, Ali, your turn. 310 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,733 Uh, jolly good. 311 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:25,233 I am thinking television is very bad because it is showing 312 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,033 too much of the violence. 313 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,300 Good point. 314 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,067 Thank you. 315 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,667 Last night, I am seeing somebody being drowned, 316 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:37,167 then shot, and then had their heads chopped off. 317 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,567 What was that, "The Professionals" 318 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,033 or "Starsky and Hutch?" 319 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,200 "Tom and Jerry." 320 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:44,800 Excuse me, Mr. Brown. 321 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,933 Can you spare a moment? 322 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,400 Uh, just a moment, Ms. Courtney. 323 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,700 We're right in the middle of a very interesting debate. 324 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,833 Could you wait just a minute? 325 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,167 Certainly not. 326 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,767 Very well, right, Giovanni, out here. 327 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:55,700 Certainly, sir. 328 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,200 Would you take the chair? 329 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,200 Sure. 330 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,167 Where do you want me to take it? 331 00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:03,000 No, I mean, will you chair the debate? 332 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,400 Scusi. 333 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,100 Right, let Ali finish, and then, uh, throw it open. 334 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,633 Give everybody a say. Then take a vote. 335 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:10,633 And if I'm still not back by then, you can dismiss the class 336 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:11,567 and go home. - OK. 337 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,500 OK, you heard what professori say. 338 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,933 Ali is to finish. 339 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,367 We have to talk. 340 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,833 We have to vote. 341 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,367 And then we go home, OK? 342 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:28,300 It's all right. 343 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,267 Yeah. 344 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,767 - You finished, Ali? - No, I haven't. 345 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:31,667 I was-- 346 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,867 You finished. 347 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:34,800 Anybody want to talk? 348 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,700 No. 349 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,633 Na. 350 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,933 OK, we take the vote. 351 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:41,400 Everybody think TV is OK, put up the hands. 352 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,767 Everybody think TV is not OK, put up the hands. 353 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,633 Oh, we call it a draw. 354 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:48,400 Class dismissed. 355 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,000 Going somewhere? 356 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,333 Would you care to go for a drink, Ms. Courtney? 357 00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,900 No, thank you, Mr. Brown. 358 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,200 I want to get to the post office in time to catch the last post. 359 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,333 Ah. 360 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,067 Oh, I wonder, would you post a letter for me? 361 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:05,067 Yes, certainly. 362 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,067 Uh, that's the one. 363 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,033 Ah, goodnight then, Mr. Brown. 364 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,300 Goodnight. 365 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,733 Well, that's another day over, Sid. 366 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,100 Yeah, worse luck. 367 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,733 Oh, I'm always glad to get home. 368 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,833 You wouldn't say that if you was living with my missus. 369 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:18,800 Go away. 370 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,800 Oh, hello. 371 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,200 What's the matter? 372 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:25,567 Here, it's full of bees and honey. 373 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,933 I wonder whose it is? 374 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,300 I know whose it is now. 375 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,633 Oh, don't you think you ought to take 376 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:31,767 it in to the police station? 377 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:34,133 Don't be Piccadilly, Gladys. 378 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:35,333 Finders is keepers. 379 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,233 Oh, Sid. 380 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,400 Enter. 381 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,600 Ah, Mr. Brown. 382 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,533 Hush. 383 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,333 Don't you hush me. 384 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:47,867 Ms. Courtney, I am in terrible trouble. 385 00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,100 You certainly are. You're 10 minutes late. 386 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,500 No, no, no, worse than that, I've 387 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,433 lost 230 pounds that Ranjeet gave me to look after. 388 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,133 And how on Earth did you manage to do that? 389 00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:57,333 I have no idea. 390 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,467 It must have fallen out of my pocket. 391 00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,867 I've looked everywhere. 392 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,600 I went to the police station to ask if anyone had handed it in. 393 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,733 They just laughed. 394 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,300 And what am I going to tell Ranjeet? 395 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:08,200 The truth, Mr. Brown, you had better do it in private. 396 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,233 You can use my office. 397 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,067 I will send him to you. 398 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,200 I suppose the direct approach will be best. 399 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,600 Ranjeet, I have lost your money. 400 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,067 Oh, no, no, I can't do that. 401 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,233 It's too harsh. 402 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,467 Got to soften the blow a bit. 403 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,867 Ranjeet, come in. 404 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,700 Uh, have a seat. 405 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,600 Would you like a cup of tea? 406 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,733 No, no, Ranjeet, I have something to tell you. 407 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,033 Are you sitting comfortably? 408 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,233 Oh, no, I am standing. 409 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,733 Oh, uh, Ranjeet, come here. 410 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:40,667 Sit down. 411 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:41,900 Have a cup of tea. 412 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 - There isn't any tea. - Ah, well, I'll-- 413 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,367 I'll get you one. 414 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:45,767 Ms. Courtney said you have something to tell me. 415 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,433 Yes, Ranjeet, I am human. 416 00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:50,167 An-- and you are human, and human beings are fallible. 417 00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:52,833 I mean, I'm fallible, and you're fallible. 418 00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:56,233 No, I am Punjabi. 419 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,600 No, no, no, what I'm trying to say, Ranjeet, is, 420 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:03,067 well, I have lost your money. 421 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,633 Did you hear me? 422 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,667 The-- the money you saved up to go and visit your mother, well, 423 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:07,500 I-- I've lost it. 424 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,767 Ranjeet. 425 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,633 I'm sorry, Ranjeet. 426 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:30,967 Good evening. 427 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,133 Hello, Sid. 428 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,433 What's the matter? 429 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,400 You look as if you lost 100 pound and found 10p. 430 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,333 There's many a true word spoken in jest. 431 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:38,933 Oh, come on. Cheer up. 432 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,000 Have a cigar. 433 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,067 No, thanks. 434 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,500 It can't be as bad as all that. 435 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,567 It's worse. 436 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:44,500 Why, look at me yesterday. 437 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,733 I didn't have 8p. 438 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,967 Today, I could have a tenner lost and take no notice. 439 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,833 You couldn't lend me 230 pounds, could you? 440 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:50,767 No chance. 441 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:51,967 Oh. 442 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,433 That's all there was in the envelope. 443 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,300 What envelope? 444 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,567 The envelope I found outside the school. 445 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,167 You thief, Sidney. 446 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,167 What are you talking about? 447 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,600 That was Ranjeet's money. 448 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:04,600 Have you still got it? 449 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,133 Uh, yeah, yeah. 450 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,633 Why didn't you hand it in? 451 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:09,733 Hey, hey, wait. 452 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:10,733 What are you doing? 453 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,400 Ranjeet, we found your money. 454 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:19,067 Oh, praise be to the holy guru. 455 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:22,233 I will be able to be seeing my mother. 456 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,567 Oh, she'll be so happy to be seeing me. 457 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:29,600 There's only 130 pounds in here. 458 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,600 That's right. 459 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,533 Well, where's the other 100? 460 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,967 Well, here it is here. 461 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,900 What is that? 462 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,567 That's a betting slip. 463 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,200 I bet 100 pound on Rainbow's End in the 6:15 464 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,667 at the night race at Windsor. 465 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,300 6:15, we can still make that. 466 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,667 Come on, everybody, quickly, quickly. 467 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,900 Mr. Brown, what is going on? 468 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,067 Ah, we're just taking an early tea 469 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,367 break, um, in the betting shop. 470 00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:57,500 The-- 471 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,633 The 6:15 at Windsor, the horses 472 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:04,467 are lining up for the start. 473 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,267 And they're off. 474 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,667 Come on, Rainbow's End. 475 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,400 And right away, it's Ernie's Boy 476 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,000 in the lead, followed by Deb's Delight, 477 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,367 Golden Wonder, and Skylark. 478 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:13,867 Then comes Southern Peacock and Slim Line. 479 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,300 Where is Rainbow's End? 480 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,133 And bringing up the rear is Rainbow's End. 481 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,067 And that's the order at the bend. 482 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,500 But Deb's Delight closing a little 483 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000 and Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder. 484 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,533 Southern Peacock is dropping back. 485 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,200 And who is this coming through on the inside? 486 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,633 - Rainbow's End? - Slim Line. 487 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,400 And then they're coming to the straight. 488 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,200 It's still Ernie's Boy, Deb's Delight, and Skylark. 489 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,033 And here's Rainbow's End, making a run on the outside. 490 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,633 And with four furlongs to go, it's 491 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,900 Ernie's Boy, Deb's Delight, and Rainbow's End 492 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,167 now in third place. - Oh, my God. 493 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,600 Ernie's Boy is pulling away slightly, 494 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,333 but Rainbow's End has overtaken. 495 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,467 Come on. 496 00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:47,833 Deb's Delight is challenging strongly. 497 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:48,867 Two furlongs to go, and Rainbow's End 498 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,167 is gaining on Ernie's Boy. 499 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,400 They're neck and neck as they come to the post. 500 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,467 And at the finish, it's Rainbow's End. 501 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:57,933 How much are we winning? 502 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:01,067 Well, at 5 to 2, that's 250 quid. 503 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,867 That's 100 pound for you and the rest for me. 504 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,000 - What? - Yeah, come on. 505 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,567 Let's go draw it. 506 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:06,767 Oh, one moment. 507 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:08,933 There's a steward's inquiry. 508 00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,033 The red flag has gone up. 509 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:14,267 Oh, blimey, it is a Russian horse. 510 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,933 today, Rainbow's End has 511 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,500 been disqualified for bumping-- 512 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,400 --and places last. 513 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,500 We are losing. 514 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600 And I will never be visiting my mother. 515 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:30,333 Oh, poor Ranjeet, he was so much looking 516 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:31,800 forward to seeing his mother. 517 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,533 He will see his mother. 518 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,667 But Master G, he was going to be catch plane on Saturday. 519 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,033 How will he be get 100 pounds before then? 520 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,833 We'll get it for him, even if we have 521 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:41,833 to beg, borrow, or steal it. 522 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:42,767 Yes. 523 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:43,767 That's right. 524 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,667 --four wives and 16 children. 525 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,233 Please. 526 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,033 Please. 527 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,400 Oh, thank you. 528 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,467 Thank you. 529 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,767 You want photograph? 530 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,700 Very cheap, 3 for 100. 531 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,000 Oh. 532 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,833 Buy pretty flowers for your pretty wife? 533 00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:59,100 No, thanks. 534 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,633 You want to buy flowers for pretty wife? 535 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,333 Oh, no, thanks, duckie. 536 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:06,100 Get your salami sandwiches from here. 537 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,233 All made from French bread. 538 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,733 Shoe shinny, shoe shinny, 20 p's. 539 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,933 Come on, shoe shinny. 540 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,667 Have your fortunes told by Madam Jamila. 541 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:18,900 Come on, young man. 542 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:19,733 Would you like to get your fortune told? 543 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,000 Now sit down, there. 544 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,433 Madam Jamila, tell this young man's fortune. 545 00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:25,367 Please to cross my palm with 50p. 546 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,200 See? Now you know. 547 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,367 Here we go. Here we go. 548 00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,633 Where's the lady? - It's that one. 549 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,567 Picked up on there. 550 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,500 That is not the lady. 551 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,700 I'm terribly sorry, sir. 552 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,267 That's the lady there. 553 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,967 I'll do it once more for you to show you that you can be wrong. 554 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,600 You can't be wrong all the time. 555 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,433 Balloon 556 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:52,567 25p ein balloon. 557 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,933 Yeah, yeah. 558 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,333 So there's one for you. 559 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,100 Ah, Mr. Brown, please hold. 560 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,033 Please hold. 561 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,567 Oh, all right, yes. 562 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,567 Mr. Brown, come back. 563 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:14,267 Ah, good evening, Ms. Courtney. 564 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,767 Good evening, Mr. Brown. 565 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:18,767 I hear you managed to raise money for Mr. Singh's fare. 566 00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,933 Yes, he'll be at the airport now. 567 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:24,967 How is he going, by plane or balloon? 568 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,633 Oh, you heard about that. 569 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:28,200 Yes. 570 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,867 If that caretaker hadn't been on the roof to catch my legs, 571 00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:31,500 heaven knows where I'd be now. 572 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,900 Where you usually are, Mr. Brown, with your head 573 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,800 in the clouds. 574 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,600 Good evening, class. 575 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,100 Well, firstly, may I say thank you for all your efforts 576 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,133 yesterday to help raise the fare for Ranjeet? 577 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,900 No, no, it was a remarkable effort, which is more than I 578 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,200 can say for your homework. 579 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,700 I am not happy with your answers. 580 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,967 And we are also not happy with the questions. 581 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:02,200 Hey, I've got an idea. 582 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,433 You're not happy. 583 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:04,733 We are not happy. 584 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:07,400 So if you not give us any homework, we both be happy. 585 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,700 Okey dokey? 586 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,867 Silence. 587 00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:11,167 Look. 588 00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:12,467 In the future, you will be given extra homework, 589 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,367 and I hope that I see some improvement. 590 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,167 Some of you were just simply not trying. 591 00:22:16,267 --> 00:22:19,567 For example, Max, the opposite of antimeridian 592 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:23,667 is not unclemeridian, but postmeridian. 593 00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,100 OK. 594 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,167 I don't know what you're laughing about, Giovanni. 595 00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:29,400 Your answer to the question "write a sentence using 596 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,700 a metaphor" was unbelievable. 597 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,400 But I did write a sentence using a metaphor. 598 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,267 Oh, yes, last night, I phoned my girlfriend, 599 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,500 and I met-her-for a drink. 600 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,600 Ali. 601 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,700 Yes, please. 602 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,200 For your information, a polygon 603 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,933 is a term used to describe a figure with angles and sides 604 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,467 and has nothing whatsoever to do with a disappearing parrot. 605 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,333 Mr. Brown, this lady wants to have a word with you. 606 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:58,167 Ah, a new pupil, would you like to sit over there? 607 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,167 No sit, look for Ranjeet. 608 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:01,533 Oh, well, I'm afraid he's not here. 609 00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,167 He's gone over this weekend to visit his mother 610 00:23:03,267 --> 00:23:04,400 as a surprise for her birthday. 611 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,967 That is terrible. 612 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:06,933 Why? What's the matter? 613 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:07,767 I am his mother. 614 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,167 You're his mother? 615 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:11,733 I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet. 616 00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:13,800 You're his mother? 617 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:14,733 Oh, you must have crossed en route.